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  • The recipe for bilingualism in the United States is a smooth creamy blend of Reganomics and NAFTA simmered in cocaine.

  • Faith can move mountains. After all, she is a big post-op transgendered girl.

  • Ted Cruz likes his boogers semi-chewy, but over easy.

  • You have to love the Olympics. Where else can you come home with a gold medal and the Zika Virus as mementos?

  • Being experienced has its perks, until the doctor calls back with the results of the blood work.

  • No one cares which bathroom you use when the only toilet flushing is the economy.

  • If you want to guarantee you will miss seeing the end of the world, take Amtrak.

  • Best way to cripple ISIS is MegaBus. One bus ride coast to coast is all it takes.

  • Smart asses love story mode. Dumb asses love multiplayer.

  • If Rod Serling had of lived to see Trump run, The Twilight Zone would have been the first Emmy award winning reality show.

  • Political Satire

    After failed presidential run, Rand and Ron Paul announce bid to join The Mamas and The Papas

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    Michigan dog law makes orgasms an illegal felony

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    Taking It To The Streets – Hilary Clinton’s new campaign strategy to pull in homeless voters

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    Wisconsin law makes all non-marital sex prostitution

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    Mississippi approves ban on bedsheets to prohibit Klansmen from wearing them

    Political Satire

    Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony

  • Political Satire

    The Parallel Lives of Jeb Bush & Leon Trotsky

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    Ben Carson Braids Donald Trump’s Hair For Black History Month

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    Bureau of Labor Statistics Now Uses Pinball Number Count For Unemployment Data

Smartass Sundays

  • A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray.
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    November 2, 2016
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    Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud

    A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray.   By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin   Family Feud is like going to Vegas with ...
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    November 2, 2016
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    Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud as a Returning Champion

    A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray.   By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Who doesn’t like the underdog family winning the game ...
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    Feel The Bern: A Sneak Peek At Bernie Sanders’ Upcoming Playgirl Pictorial

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    Heil Ballet Hitler: Rogers & Hammerstein announce new Broadway show based on the ballet life of Adolph Hitler in his early years.

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    Lesbians In The City: Betty White announces plans for a tell-all book about her affair with Margaret Thatcher in honor of Brexit vote.

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    Ronnie’s Raygun: The first condom ever used by Ronald Reagen as an actor in Hollywood goes up for auction this week from his estate collection.

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  • Little Bo-Peep actually was just poaching her sheep on the cheap. Artwork: Melo Guarnera.

    Little Bo-Peep arrested; charged with sheep tail poaching

  • Actress Betty White and Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in the late 1970s.  Photo: Betty White.

    Betty White – I Lost My Lesbian Virginity To Margaret Thatcher

  • Bill Cosby responding to youthful transgressors at the Jell-O Pudding Pop Exhibit.  Photo: Jell-O Archives/Bill Cosby Jell-O Collection.

    Bill Cosby’s private pudding pop collection at the Jell-O Museum closed amid legal woes

  • Chug-A-Lugging to reach a student’s highest potential is the latest breakthrough in learning.  Photo: US Department of Common Core.

    Reaffirming Common Core Kindergarten Curriculum With Drinking Games

  • Boob Rash Disease is becoming an epidemic in the United States parallel to the AIDS epidemic in the 1980s. Photo: BIRDman Foundation.

    Boob Rash: A Silent Disease that only killed women until fat men got it

  • These presidential party nominees can have you mad as hell and not taking anymore.

    What is really going on in the American political spectrum?

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