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  • The recipe for bilingualism in the United States is a smooth creamy blend of Reganomics and NAFTA simmered in cocaine.

  • Faith can move mountains. After all, she is a big post-op transgendered girl.

  • Ted Cruz likes his boogers semi-chewy, but over easy.

  • You have to love the Olympics. Where else can you come home with a gold medal and the Zika Virus as mementos?

  • Being experienced has its perks, until the doctor calls back with the results of the blood work.

  • No one cares which bathroom you use when the only toilet flushing is the economy.

  • If you want to guarantee you will miss seeing the end of the world, take Amtrak.

  • Best way to cripple ISIS is MegaBus. One bus ride coast to coast is all it takes.

  • Smart asses love story mode. Dumb asses love multiplayer.

  • If Rod Serling had of lived to see Trump run, The Twilight Zone would have been the first Emmy award winning reality show.

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    Taking It To The Streets – Hilary Clinton’s new campaign strategy to pull in homeless voters

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    Mississippi approves ban on bedsheets to prohibit Klansmen from wearing them

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    Michigan dog law makes orgasms an illegal felony

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    Bureau of Labor Statistics Now Uses Pinball Number Count For Unemployment Data

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    Josephine Baker becomes 1st Woman to Appear on $100 Bill to strengthen ties with sexuality and equality

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    Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony

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    Throwback Thursdays: Scott Walker Glows On Cosmo Cover

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    Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud

    A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray.   By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin   Family Feud is like going to Vegas with ...
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    November 2, 2016
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    Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud as a Returning Champion

    A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray.   By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Who doesn’t like the underdog family winning the game ...
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    Feel The Bern: A Sneak Peek At Bernie Sanders’ Upcoming Playgirl Pictorial

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    Heil Ballet Hitler: Rogers & Hammerstein announce new Broadway show based on the ballet life of Adolph Hitler in his early years.

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    Lesbians In The City: Betty White announces plans for a tell-all book about her affair with Margaret Thatcher in honor of Brexit vote.

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    Ronnie’s Raygun: The first condom ever used by Ronald Reagen as an actor in Hollywood goes up for auction this week from his estate collection.

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  • Actress Betty White and Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in the late 1970s.  Photo: Betty White.

    Betty White – I Lost My Lesbian Virginity To Margaret Thatcher

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    NoName Bus Company after blizzard bus crash; ‘Thank God it wasn’t us’

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    Nothing says 1st World Greatness like Craigslist

  • Little Bo-Peep actually was just poaching her sheep on the cheap. Artwork: Melo Guarnera.

    Little Bo-Peep arrested; charged with sheep tail poaching

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    Bill Cosby’s private pudding pop collection at the Jell-O Museum closed amid legal woes

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    Reaffirming Common Core Kindergarten Curriculum With Drinking Games

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