Condoms – The Wonderful World Of Articulate Madness.

The recipe for bilingualism in the United States is a smooth creamy blend of Reganomics and NAFTA simmered in cocaine.
Faith can move mountains. After all, she is a big post-op transgendered girl.
Ted Cruz likes his boogers semi-chewy, but over easy.
You have to love the Olympics. Where else can you come home with a gold medal and the Zika Virus as mementos?
Being experienced has its perks, until the doctor calls back with the results of the blood work.
No one cares which bathroom you use when the only toilet flushing is the economy.
If you want to guarantee you will miss seeing the end of the world, take Amtrak.
Best way to cripple ISIS is MegaBus. One bus ride coast to coast is all it takes.
Smart asses love story mode. Dumb asses love multiplayer.
If Rod Serling had of lived to see Trump run, The Twilight Zone would have been the first Emmy award winning reality show.

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