Tag: Charmin

Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony

The ass that drips will be your own now. After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed to pre-emptively deter explorative fondling. Aptly named after a popular consumer toilet tissue, Charmin’s Law indiscriminately outlaws any […]

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