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The Nobel Prize in Physics in 2017 Will Go To Whoever Can Finish Angry Birds: Space

VIENNA - Due to a lack of qualified applicants, the Nobel Committee has recently announced the winner of the Physics Prize will be awarded to ...

After Failed Presidential Run, Rand and Ron Paul Announce Bid To Join The Mamas and The Papas

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Former Presidential hopeful candidates and father/son duo ...

Ben Carson Braids Donald Trump’s Hair For Black History Month

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. The hair bonding economic session is featured in the Febru...

Betty White – I Lost My Lesbian Virginity To Margaret Thatcher

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Actress Betty White and Former British Prime Minister Marg...

Bill Cosby’s Private Pudding Pop Collection at the Jell-O Museum Closed Amid Legal Woes

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Bill Cosby responding to youthful transgressors at the Jel...

Boob Rash: A Silent Disease That Only Killed Women Until Fat Men Got It

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Boob Rash Disease is becoming an epidemic in the United St...

Bureau of Labor Statistics Now Uses Pinball Number Count For Unemployment Da

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. The original formula that taught everyone born after 1965 ...

Charmin’s Law Makes Wiping After Bodily Functions A Sex Offense Felony

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. The ass that drips will be your own now. After public pres...

Fiorina Goes After Condom Companies; Claims ‘This Is Not Rubber’

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Presidential Republican Candidate Carly Fiorina at the tow...

Jeb Bush Accepts Hennessy Endorsement, Appeals With Young Voters

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Hennessy unveiling th...

Boris Johnson Denies Freedom Of Bowel Movements

LONDON, UK – Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has denied telling four chambermaids he supported freedom of bowel movement, stating that he woul...

Little Bo-Peep Arrested; Charged With Sheep Tail Poaching

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Little Bo-Peep actually was just poaching her sheep on the...

NoNameBus Company after blizzard bus crash; ‘Thank God it wasn’t us’

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. You get what you pay for with NoNameBus Company. MADISON, ...

Michigan Dog Law Makes Orgasms An Illegal Felony

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Man’s best friend is getting in the way of man’s best free...

Mississippi Approves Ban on Bedsheets to Prohibit Klansmen From Wearing Them

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Bedsheet sales have stagnated economic growth, according t...

Nothing Says 1st World Greatness Like Craigslist.

Ahh Craigslist. The symbol of everything Americans have worked for since the dawn of democracy. My go to place for all things haggled. I've...

Reaffirming Common Core Kindergarten Curriculum With Drinking Games

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Chug-A-Lugging to reach a student’s highest potential is t...

Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud

A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fray. Family Feud is like going to Vegas with a bad gambling addiction. The odds are n...

Smartass Sundays: Playing Family Feud as a Returning Champion

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. A dose a day keeps you separate from the village idiot fra...

Taking It To The Streets – Hilary Clinton’s New Campaign Strategy To Pull In Homeless Voters.

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Democratic U.S. presidential candidate and former Secretar...

The Parallel Lives of Jeb Bush & Leon Trotsky

Nothing says political ambitions like A Republican and a Communist. Photo: Bush Family Archives. A tale of two men paralleled by fate at diffe...

Throwback Thursdays: Scott Walker Glows On Cosmo Cover

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker shines on the June 2015 Co...

Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. Flatulent related attacks against Uber drivers have been u...

Reassessing Career Ambitions As a Truck Driver

This guide will help you in your curiosity in pursuing a possible truck driver career. An effective assessment will help you to gain an inval...

What Is Really Going On In The American Political Spectrum?

This Satirical News Blip Was 1st Featured On HumorOutcasts as Gwendolyn L. Spelvin. These presidential party nominees can have you mad as hell...

AP Highlights Issues Of Blogger Safety; says ‘ignore dangerous journalists’

Once upon a time there were no bloggers. NEW YORK, NY – International news outlet Associated Press released today a set of guidelines to prote...

Romeo & Juliet Text Gets Realistic American Update

The time of hither and wither and thou art are a thing of the ancient past. In spite of a debauchery of sex, drugs, and murder, William Shakes...

Wisconsin Law Makes All Non-Marital Sex Prostitution

Man’s best friend is getting in the way of man’s best free extra-curricular activities. Last week I wrote about the draconian sex laws in the ...

Josephine Baker becomes 1st Woman to Appear on $100 Bill to Strengthen Ties With Sexuality And Equality

Singer/actress Josephine Baker has become the designated first lady as a ‘political endeavor’ is made to show solidarity in gender equality an...

The Jacksons Sue Donald Trump For Violating Their ‘Victory Tour’ Trademark

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Jacksons have filed a trademark lawsuit against Donald Trump and his transition team, claiming Trump’s ‘Victory Tour’ in...

Texas Governor Greg Abbot: Coat Hangers Are A Gateway To Abortion

DALLAS, TX – According to Texas governor Greg Abbott, Coat hangers are a gateway to abortion. That’s why he plants to defund coat hanger comp...

A Seared Life Of Jen Nettles

Alcoholic Prose Of Fannie Patterson

The Plastic Passions Of Buster Cherry

The Soiled Life Of Hugh Janus

The Last Call Of Lord MacDuff

The Broken Wind of Anita Sweet-Black

The Big Head Of Master Bates

Hard Woke Tutelage Of Okey Honkey

The Big Win Of Brittle Magazine

The Burn Of Browning-Citori Sugar

The Quest Of Freedom For Slave Digest

A Broken Pinky Of Sphincter Finger

The Failed Career Of Acting Hubris

A Carnival Of Politics For Ben N. Sydem

A Doddering Heaven Of Jerry Attricke

A Squished Life Of Harry Goomba

The Dead Beat Of Bill Gayes

The Last Mantra Of Elven Kyole

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