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Random Thoughts for the ticker tape.

  • Random Thoughts

    The recipe for bilingualism in the United States is a smooth creamy blend of Reganomics and NAFTA simmered in cocaine.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
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  • Random Thoughts

    Faith can move mountains. After all, she is a big post-op transgendered girl.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    Ted Cruz likes his boogers semi-chewy, but over easy.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    You have to love the Olympics. Where else can you come home with a gold medal and the Zika Virus as mementos?

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    Being experienced has its perks, until the doctor calls back with the results of the blood work.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    No one cares which bathroom you use when the only toilet flushing is the economy.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    If you want to guarantee you will miss seeing the end of the world, take Amtrak.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    Best way to cripple ISIS is MegaBus. One bus ride coast to coast is all it takes.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    Smart asses love story mode. Dumb asses love multiplayer.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More
  • Random Thoughts

    If Rod Serling had of lived to see Trump run, The Twilight Zone would have been the first Emmy award winning reality show.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    July 16, 2015
    Read More

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