Significant Misunderstandings aka. the autobiography
So Who In The Hell Is Gwendolyn L. Spelvin?
Gwendolyn L. Spelvin is a philosopher of the Edward Bernays Century of Self, a follower of Sigmund Freud’s explorations of the subconscious mind through chemical means, and an avid enthusiast of Adolph Hitler’s short-lived ballet career before he rose through the ranks of the Third Reich. Most importantly, she is an innovative writer that creates a written vision to move an audience, crafting messages that sway public approval of ideals that guarantee the masses will blindly support company agendas without them knowing it. A dirty job, yes, but someone has to pacify the idiots who know not what they blindly support into a continuing trek of oblivion. Last, but not least, Gwendolyn L. Spelvin is a firm believer in the annihilation of the JUSTIN BELIBERS.
So What In The Hell Is My Background?
Intrinsic training via the American educational collegiate system before No Child Left Behind has allowed for the expertise in becoming well versed and certified in traditional and modern psychological social warfare, self-gratification and narcissistic persuasion, as well as extensive appped knowledge of public manipulation and social engineering. Additional certifications in appped emotional response with concentrations in impulsive and compulsive behavior within the mass audience is the benchmark of my work. After all, nothing says demographic bias within target clusters like public flash mob reactions without cognitive thinking.
So Where The Hell Exactly Are My Credentials From and Where The Hell Have I Paid My Dues?