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  • The recipe for bilingualism in the United States is a smooth creamy blend of Reganomics and NAFTA simmered in cocaine.

  • Faith can move mountains. After all, she is a big post-op transgendered girl.

  • Ted Cruz likes his boogers semi-chewy, but over easy.

  • You have to love the Olympics. Where else can you come home with a gold medal and the Zika Virus as mementos?

  • Being experienced has its perks, until the doctor calls back with the results of the blood work.

  • No one cares which bathroom you use when the only toilet flushing is the economy.

  • If you want to guarantee you will miss seeing the end of the world, take Amtrak.

  • Best way to cripple ISIS is MegaBus. One bus ride coast to coast is all it takes.

  • Smart asses love story mode. Dumb asses love multiplayer.

  • If Rod Serling had of lived to see Trump run, The Twilight Zone would have been the first Emmy award winning reality show.

Author: Gwendolyn L. Spelvin

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  • Bought The Farm

    Fannie Patterson, Pioneering Alcoholic, 1927-2017

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    December 17, 2017
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  • bernie
    Breaking News

    Feel The Bern: A Sneak Peek At Bernie Sanders’ Upcoming Playgirl Pictorial

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    by Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Former presidential nominee candidate Bernie Sanders will bare all for the Christmas issue of Playgirl magazine.  The cover picture has ...
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  • hitlerballet
    Breaking News

    Heil Ballet Hitler: Rogers & Hammerstein announce new Broadway show based on the ballet life of Adolph Hitler in his early years.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    by Gwendolyn L. Spelvin HEIL BALLET HITLER A New Broadway Musical Book by Gwendolyn L. Spelvin, Music by King Crimson, Lyrics by The Third ...
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  • ironcrotchy
    Breaking News

    Lesbians In The City: Betty White announces plans for a tell-all book about her affair with Margaret Thatcher in honor of Brexit vote.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    by Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Betty White has done a lot in her life.  And according to her, there is still more to tell. Her ...
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  • ronnie
    Breaking News

    Ronnie’s Raygun: The first condom ever used by Ronald Reagen as an actor in Hollywood goes up for auction this week from his estate collection.

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    by Gwendolyn L. Spelvin The estate of Ronald Reagan, in conjunction with the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, has decided to auction a piece of ...
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  • Game Rants

    PC Gaming Has A New Computer In Town

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Once upon a time this week in an act of sheer insanity, cheapness, untimely deaths, and a desire to give ...
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  • Game Rants

    Scarface: The World Is Yours Makes You Wish Tony Montana Was Still Dead

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Scarface is a cult classic; everybody knows the ending at this point, but I’ll get back to that later.  Having ...
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  • Game Rants

    The Pinball Arcade Has Run Out Of Tilts

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Once upon a time on the PC platform, FarSight Studios developed a virtual pinball simulator that took players back to ...
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  • Game Rants

    The Wolf Among Us Is One Long Soap Opera With Gameplay For Commercials

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin The Wolf Among Us is a reminder of everything that is wrong with contemporary gaming today.  It highlights the development ...
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  • Game Rants

    Pure Pool Is Purely Perturbed For Single Players

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Finding a great virtual pool entry on the PC platform is easier said than done outside of an emulator and ...
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