Lesbians In The City: Betty White announces plans for a tell-all book about her affair with Margaret Thatcher in honor of Brexit vote.
Betty White has done a lot in her life. And according to her, there is still more to tell.
Her new book entitled “Lesbians In The City” is a tell all book that chronicles her brief affair with former British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher back in the 1970s. After outing their affair earlier this year, LGBTQQAI books, a small vanity publisher, offered White the platform to dish the dirt on an intimate part of not only her life, but that of the woman commonly referred as Iron Crotch.
White describes the book as a progressive sexual revolution of senior citizens.
“I may be a old girl, but I’m a old girl from Hollywood. Sex, weed, and politicians go together out here like a glove on a hand.” White said at a press conference announcing the book.
The 400 page tell all is slated for shelves and digital devices for the holiday season, and paparazzi is circling like vultures to throw White under the bus for divulging such personal intricacies this late in her life.
Melissa Rivers, former paparazzi chaser and daughter of shit starter Joan rivers, has been questioning White’s motivations of publishing such an intimate account that can’t be challenged by Thatcher, who died in 2013.
“White will do anything to stay on television. After the demise of Hot In Cleveland, this is just another stepping stone to prove her relevancy after the expiration of her shelf life on the tube.” Rivers gripes after being denied a pre-release of the book.
Rivers isn’t the only one that has been critical of the book. The cackling hens of The Talk collectively have voiced their displeasure at White’s attempt to corner the market on Elderly porn, which is the only genre of film and television White has yet to conquer.
“At what point do you just tell yourself you’ve done enough and let your seventy year legacy as one of the first actresses on television lie?” said Left square cackling hen from The Talk.
White is taking the shocking criticism in stride, noting how everyone else less talented has sex tapes that has spawned them another fifteen minutes in the spotlight.
“I’m retired with nothing to prove. At least I can die with my conscious clean that even old broads can find love in all the wrong places.” according to White.
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