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    PC Gaming Has A New Computer In Town

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Once upon a time this week in an act of sheer insanity, cheapness, untimely deaths, and a desire to give ...
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    Scarface: The World Is Yours Makes You Wish Tony Montana Was Still Dead

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Scarface is a cult classic; everybody knows the ending at this point, but I’ll get back to that later.  Having ...
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    The Pinball Arcade Has Run Out Of Tilts

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Once upon a time on the PC platform, FarSight Studios developed a virtual pinball simulator that took players back to ...
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    The Wolf Among Us Is One Long Soap Opera With Gameplay For Commercials

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin The Wolf Among Us is a reminder of everything that is wrong with contemporary gaming today.  It highlights the development ...
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    Pure Pool Is Purely Perturbed For Single Players

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Finding a great virtual pool entry on the PC platform is easier said than done outside of an emulator and ...
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    Game Over: Deep Silver Gave Homefront To the North Koreans

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin When the original Homefront title debuted, it was an immediate cult classic hit.  The storyline combined with the brutally raw ...
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    The Atari Vault Collection Should Have Stayed Back In Time

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Nothing says retro gaming like Atari, and for the 1970s and 1980s players that were kids in this era, having ...
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    Family Guy: Back To The Drawing Board

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin The Family Guy franchise hasn’t had that much good luck on any gaming platform since they debuted the first entry ...
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    Mortal Kombat Has Become Its Own Worst Fatality

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Mortal Kombat has outlived its own life expectancy, and should do players a favor and finish itself.   For a ...
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    Prison Architect: Social Conditioning Of Capitalistic Greed Within The Prison Industrial Complex

    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    November 4, 2016
    By Gwendolyn L. Spelvin Prison Architect is more than just a send up to the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Sylvester Stallone film Escape Plan.  It is an ...
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